Primm Valley Resorts

02/16/09

Buffet--Poo on a Plate

by Downtown Steve at Citysearch

This too is for the buffet only. We took a chance at this little place in Primm and it's was absolutely the worst. Bland everything....except the mashed potatoes.....and spuds alone do not make up for what otherwise was a bottom of the barrel dining experience. On the road? Wait to eat. Eat in Baker, CA at the Mad Greek, or wait till you get to Vegas, and if you want a cheap bufftet that is a good suprise for the price try Main Street Station on Main and Fremont St.

12/01/08

Don't Do It!!!

by catracks at Citysearch

Primm Valley is now known as Terrible's Primm Valley Resorts. This review refers to the Green's Buffet only. Usually going to a buffet is just asking for trouble, but we have been to some very superior ones in Las Vegas. This is why I wasn't expecting much at stateline. We were however expecting the food to be edible. After being stuck behind the wost I-15 traffic I've ever seen we decided to stop after not having eaten all day. I asked my husband, "What could they possibly do to a salad?" He said. "I'm not sure, but I have never eaten a tough olive before." It went down hill from there.

The menu included many things that I could not immediately identify. These were: Shrimp McNuggets?, fatty pork chops in a reddish sauce, turkey pucks in a yellowish sauce, hamburger shingles and spackle potatoes. The gravy scared me. There was also a macaroni and cheese that looked like a combination of cheap boxed and school mac & cheese that had been left out in the rain, reconstituted and left in the afternoon sun.

I thought the cakes were dried out until I poked at the jello. It poked back.

• Pros: It was there
• Cons: it was there

Editorial Review

by Contributor at Citysearch

Country club-like hotel features 624 deluxe rooms and Jacuzzi suites, casino, race and sports book, piano bar, restaurants and pool.